Super Gay is the best superhero.
(inspired by a discussion on the GameMaker Community's Discord server.)

Super Gay is a super hero. he is actually Alfred, BatMan's butler.
Super Gay isn't actually gay, he is bi.
He also has the power to shoot a Rainbow Crotch Energy Blast (much like a kamehameha, but gay).
He can also make people change sexual orientation on will.

BatMan VS Super Gay: Sexual Orientation War

Every day people hate him (because he's gay) but he keeps protecting them.

Just like BatMan is hated for being black. Except BatMan is bat-sexual. And Alfred knows.

Alfred knows, that's why he decided to become Super Gay, the super hero that protects Gotham when BatMan is too busy being hated.

And Alfred is hated, just like BatMan, because he is gay. Super Gay. Little did the people know, Super Gay is actually bi.

And one day, these two forces will clash in a battle to decide who is the hero that Gotham needs, but not the one it deserves.


Super Gay VS Saitama

Super Gay is, after further inspection, the only superhero who could beat Saitama.

As a DragonBall fan myself, it's hard to admit that even Goku would have a hard time fighting Saitama, since Saitama is literally the strongest by definition.

If he isn't the strongest, then he isn't Saitama.

Then how would Super Gay, the gay super hero, beat him? Well, he could make Saitama gay.

After that happens, Saitama wouldn't be able to resist Super Gay's sexy butler fighting moves, and he'd lose in an instant.